Problems with Autumn

These are just a few of the problems with Autumn for me:

1. I'm still colorblind and the changing of the trees that should resemble fireworks looks more like a bunch of trees dying.

2. Georgia Tech is still not a BCS-worthy team.

3. In Alaska, it's 20-below.

4. In Alabama, it's still 80.

5. Halloween.

6. Planning the logistical gymnastics to share all of the upcoming holidays with friends and family while still trying to maintain our own identity.

7. I should have saved monthly for Christmas yet it's now November, and we haven't saved a dime!

8. All the months end in "-er".

9. We lose 7-8 minutes of sunlight a day during the fall in Alaska!

10. To stay comfortable: Twelve layers worn to breakfast, two layers to lunch and 10 layers to dinner.

Other than that, fall rocks my world!  God Bless.